CANAPREP.
A 30-day serial · a fictional household, real techniques · all thirty days published

I am not prepared, and it is one hour after the grid went down

This is written from the worst possible starting point: no stored water, no torch with batteries, no radio, eleven dollars and a quarter tank of fuel. Every day is one more day of the same emergency. The techniques that keep him alive are real and cited; the mistakes are the ones people actually make, which is why they are in here.

All thirty days are written and published. The roadmap below is the arc in order — start at Day 0 and read forward, or go straight to the thing you are short of.

Day 0

It is one hour in and I have nothing

The first 24 hours, hour by hour. Live now.

A cold bathroom with a full bathtub and jerry cans lined up along the wall
Day 1

Rationing is not a plan

Three days of water left and a bathtub I cannot use. Why counting litres per person beats hiding the bottles. Live now.

Day 2

The toilet question nobody wants to ask

TITLE: Day 2: The toilet question nobody wants to ask — Canaprep

Day 3

Cold at night, and the one warm room

TITLE: Cold at night, and the one warm room

Day 4

Food that needs no flame

TITLE: Food that needs no flame

Day 5

Eleven dollars and a third of a tank

TITLE: Eleven dollars and a third of a tank

Day 6

Three counties is not a number

TITLE: Three counties is not a number

Day 7

We argued about five litres for two hours

TITLE: We argued about five litres for two hours

Day 8

Fifteen litres for four cartridges

TITLE: Fifteen litres for four cartridges

Day 9

The medicine problem

TITLE: The medicine problem

Day 10

The candle I put in the front window

TITLE: The candle I put in the front window

Day 11

One hot meal costs 37 grams of gas

TITLE: One hot meal costs 37 grams of gas

Day 12

The room hit 14 °C and the air in it was the problem

TITLE: The room hit 14 °C and the air in it was the problem

Day 13

3,200 watts, and the answer was no

TITLE: 3,200 watts, and the answer was no

Day 14

Four degrees in the spare bedroom

TITLE: Four degrees in the spare bedroom

Day 15

Seventy-seven percent of a cartridge for a house I do not own

TITLE: Seventy-seven percent of a cartridge for a house I do not own

Day 16

Four centimetres across the back of my hand

TITLE: Four centimetres across the back of my hand

Day 17

What a clean shirt is worth

TITLE: What a clean shirt is worth

Day 18

The shutter, and the man with the nephew

TITLE: The shutter, and the man with the nephew

Day 19

Nine lines on a clipboard

TITLE: Nine lines on a clipboard

Day 20

Forty-six and a half litres

TITLE: Forty-six and a half litres

Day 21

A litre of petrol and nothing that burns it

TITLE: A litre of petrol and nothing that burns it

Day 22

Two hours and ten minutes at a car I could not open

TITLE: Two hours and ten minutes at a car I could not open

Day 23

The neighbour's children, for a day

TITLE: The neighbour's children, for a day

Day 24

Twenty-one days late, and 3.4 litres on the ice

TITLE: Twenty-one days late, and 3.4 litres on the ice

Day 25

The thaw finds what the freeze broke

TITLE: The thaw finds what the freeze broke

Day 26

The hour when the radio works

TITLE: The hour when the radio works

Day 27

What I will never do again

TITLE: Day 27: What I will never do again — Canaprep

Day 28

Four lines on the back of the water card

TITLE: Four lines on the back of the water card

Day 29

The lights came on one street over

TITLE: The lights came on one street over

Day 30

Seventy-two out of two hundred and twenty-five

TITLE: Seventy-two out of two hundred and twenty-five

Get the next day

One email when a new day goes up. No schedule I cannot keep, and no filler in between.

The point of the serial is the list at the end of it. Everything he wishes he had on day zero is already written down — 75 scored questions across ten domains, and the spreadsheets that turn "I should get more water" into litres and a date.

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